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brooklynboobala:

chocolateist:

Well shit.

Holy fucking fuck yea.

(Source: sandandglass)

dederants:

afrig:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

IT’S SO CUTE

HEAD AND HATRED

dederants:

afrig:

toweringstark:

justamus:

cute-overload:

My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.

He hates you.

He hates everything.

But especially you.

that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.

IT’S SO CUTE

HEAD AND HATRED

No, you don’t understand classism. I have to submit my parents’ bank statements to get into a frat.

-

Freshman Chemistry Major

(via shitrichcollegekidssay)

(Source: mechagod)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(Source: lindyhoppers)

f0o0od:

parmesan chicken fingers

f0o0od:

parmesan chicken fingers

mayahan:

Striking Ceramic Sculptures of Human-Animal Hybrids
by Crystal Morey

(Source: mymodernmet.com)

meghantonjes:

I’m not even mad at this dude. I’m sad for him. Dudes who want to hit and when rejected try to throw out that the only thing a big girl is used for is to fuck.
For me this was a perfect reminder to ALWAYS follow your gut. I knew what was up and he didn’t like that. And, in moments where someone tries to tell you what you’re good for, remind them who you are.
Being a big girl I’m not your meal ticket to secret hookups. I’m not grateful for your gaze and your sexual interest in me isn’t a blessing. I’m fucking great. It’s okay that you don’t think it. I know it. ✌️

meghantonjes:

I’m not even mad at this dude. I’m sad for him. Dudes who want to hit and when rejected try to throw out that the only thing a big girl is used for is to fuck.

For me this was a perfect reminder to ALWAYS follow your gut. I knew what was up and he didn’t like that. And, in moments where someone tries to tell you what you’re good for, remind them who you are.

Being a big girl I’m not your meal ticket to secret hookups. I’m not grateful for your gaze and your sexual interest in me isn’t a blessing. I’m fucking great. It’s okay that you don’t think it. I know it. ✌️

shesherowngirl:

excdcs:

Lionsgate released some haunting teaser posters for the upcoming, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

THESE ARE SO INSANELY COOL THO.

(Source: ociu)

unfollovving:

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

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Ramen & Gyoza Poppin’ Cookin’ set [x] :

  • It is edible! (Gyoza = soda flavoured gummy, soup = soy sauce flavour)
  • It’s 79 calories.
  • It cost 158 yen.

ichigoflavor:

Hello Kitty Bento