Chicken Pot Pie
My sister buys a lot of make-up and cosmetic stuff online and has it shipped to my house because no one is home during the day at her place to receive it. So like 5 times in the last 2 weeks the, UPS guy has handed me packages from Sephora and is starting to give me very subtle judgmental looks. Even though its not actually my package, next time he gives me that look I’m just gonna yell at him, “WHAT’S THE MATTER? NEVER SEEN A MAN BUYING MAKE-UP BEFORE?”
Who gives a shit, it’s food, get in me you deliciousness.
Anonymous asked: What is Amanda's weight/height? just asking because I like a lot of the clothes she wears and I want to know how they'd look on my body
If you weren’t on anon and you didn’t act like more than one person ran this blog I MAY find this less creepy.
If you must know I’m 5’5 and weigh 250-270, which means nothing when you don’t know the clothing sizes I wear. I’m a 16 top and a 18/20 bottom. At least the bottom was when I wore pants.
Next time ask stuff like this off anon because I’m 99% sure you’re a troll.
But like even if you’re the same weight and size as someone it doesn’t mean that the clothes will fit you the same because everyones body is different???
That was why this ask had troll written all over it. Knowing my height and weight means nothing if our bodies arent exactly the same.
Paid $20 for 50 bags
i’m coming over
i actually had this conversation today
There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles.
STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS
11:03AM GMT 31 Oct 2008
Staff believe that the octopus called Otto had been annoyed by the bright light shining into his aquarium and had discovered he could extinguish it by climbing onto the rim of his tank and squirting a jet of water in its direction.
The short-circuit had baffled electricians as well as staff at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany, who decided to take shifts sleeping on the floor to find out what caused the mysterious blackouts.
A spokesman said: “It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work.
“It was on the third night that we found out that the octopus Otto was responsible for the chaos.
“We knew that he was bored as the aquarium is closed for winter, and at two feet, seven inches Otto had discovered he was big enough to swing onto the edge of his tank and shoot out the 2000 Watt spot light above him with a carefully directed jet of water.”
Director Elfriede Kummer who witnessed the act said: “We’ve put the light a bit higher now so he shouldn’t be able to reach it. But Otto is constantly craving for attention and always comes up with new stunts so we have realised we will have to keep more careful eye on him - and also perhaps give him a few more toys to play with.
“Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank, another time he threw stones against the glass damaging it. And from time to time he completely re-arranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better - much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants.”
This is one smart octopus.
No but for real though
scientists have theorized that if the octopus had a longer life span, they would create underwater civilizations THAT IS HOW SMART THEY ARE
JUGGLING THE HERMIT CRABS
If they had longer life spans they would rule the WORLD!! LOL
*runs to tell someone, anyone about this new information*
"it’s not our job to educate people" yes it is you GIANT baby
that is literally your sole and most important job as a fucking activist, that’s literally what activism is
if you’re feeling too tired to educate someone at the current moment, point them to someone else who can,…
9 Sailor Moon VHS tapes for $5.99 at the goodwill! SCORE