Reprieve

Jul 30

“I’ve never had to share a room or bathroom before, so living on campus was gross and stupid. I bought a puppy, claimed she was a bs therapy dog for anxiety & PTSD and was given an off-campus waiver…” — Senior Animal-Science major. My university is in a rural country town and people do this all the time. It makes it difficult for those with real disorders keep them from functioning in dorm/communal residencies. (submitted by anonymous)

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raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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"NICE" thing

LOL.

Seriously in modern day America a fridge, a stove, a microwave, hell even a toaster oven—ALL IMPORTANT TO HAVE.

There was a pair of women who did an entire series on how important the GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL was for homeless people.

A nonworking fridge is basically a health hazard and a serious detriment to BASIC LIVING. Without it you can’t keep milk.
I remember this documentary where the family rents a hotel room by the week—and it ends up not coming with a fridge so they have to haul ice to the sink to keep their drinks cold.
Clearly a fridge is a “luxury!”.

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cactehi:

flirtly:

terrysdiary:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

just a reminder

very important^^

cactehi:

flirtly:

terrysdiary:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

just a reminder

very important^^

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gabzilla-z:

hylianears:

but they kept the servents black alright this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever seen in my life



yuuuup
That’s some bullshit.

gabzilla-z:

hylianears:

but they kept the servents black alright this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever seen in my life

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yuuuup

That’s some bullshit.

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carriehopefletcher:

I’d like to yell this…

carriehopefletcher:

I’d like to yell this…

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bippity-boppity-bullshit:

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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So, hypothetically… if I could take a bunch of MOOCs (Massive Open Online Courses) and read books at Barnes and Noble all day… and then be able to display my knowledge and understanding of the subject on an equal, if not higher, level than a college student… then, hypothetically… why is everyone paying for college again?

(Answer: Because a college degree isn’t about education, it’s a class marker. If we cared about everyone being educated, we would accredit free online courses and allow people to achieve intellectual growth and success without going into debt. But that’s not what college is for. I mean, yeah in college you can travel and learn from amazing professors and start your own anything and have access to facilities and resources and money, yeah, college is all that. And I’m not discrediting anyone who loves college but… college, at the end of the day is a business. College is just one more big way to perpetuate the system. But I say f**k the system, man.) #FreeEducationForAll #LearnRadically

” —

Vanessa Newman (Washington, DC) - haikuology.tumblr.com

theblackcollegian.tumblr.com

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drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

Agreed.
I do get that there was some careful work in it—a lot of the stuff is at night, and in the rain, a lot of it involves careful puppeteering and the right “reaction” from both the actors and the puppets.
Also sometimes you just get lucky. There’s a reason I love re-watching that damn movie and own a holographic button from it that I just -recently(as in two months ago) bought.

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